Lawyer Michael Avenatti is too busy defending porn star Stormy Daniels to attend to important business involving his own wife – who desperately wants a divorce, she told Fox News.

Rude-y Giuliani went on Faux Noise and contradicted the twitter-tot’s reason for firing the FBI Director (also contradicting the official White House statement on Comey’s firing), lied when he claimed that a sitting president cannot be subpoenaed (it’s happened three times– Jefferson, Clinton and Nixon), may have put his client in further legal jeopardy by saying that the porn star’s payment was “funneled” through Cohen’s law firm “over time” and Rude-y even stooped so low as to compare US Justice Department Officers executing a legal search warrant to Nazi Storm Troopers.

Cohen paid off mistresses for the twitter-tot president ($130,000 out of his own pocket… or, no, he was reimbursed through a shell corporation) and for disgraced RNC finance chairman Elliot Broidy (1.6 million to a nude model). I wonder what legal work he did for Sean Scammity…

Yawn Shammity’s story keeps changing… but Cohen’s lawyer went to great lengths to keep the identity of “client #3” (Hannity) private because according to official court filings public disclosure would “likely to be embarrassing or detrimental to the client.”

Hannity NOW claims that he had no relationship with Trump consigliere and “fixer” Michael Cohen… so Hannity is saying that Cohen’s attorney is lying to a judge in Federal Court.

Now it has been shown that Trump received $500,000 from a Russian oligarch (under US sanctions) through Cohen. Michael Avenatti has clearly found the tufted tangerine tweeter’s Achilles Bone Spur. The sh*t is hitting the spray tan… no wonder president Money Boo Boo’s lawyers keep quitting.

But good job Fox “News” getting dirt from Avenatti’s estranged wife. Now THAT’S newsworthy!